zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

Wait a second…

elemesy:

Remember in “The God Complex ” when the Doctor looked in the room that held his greatest fear?

He looked in the room and said

“Who else?”

WHO ELSE

WHO

butthow:

sebadohs:

lunaamour:

Guys now that tumblr’s been sold to yahoo does that mean david karp’s not gonna be our daddy anymore?

THANK FUCK those creepy posts can fucking end

 #yes omg i hate those #number one rule of tumbleh reboob ur daddy weehhhhh #fuck off

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

alexturneer:

If those spoilers are true tumblr’s worst nightmare has become reality. We all skipped Nine.